Tuesday, July 19, 2016

This guy hires some kids to keep his brother from secretly talking on tv and radio.

#explainaplotbadly

Friday, July 15, 2016

I am done now

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Of
Game Design
Links:
Website: flowlab.io
App:Game Maker Social Playing

A: Alpine hiking: You can get a lot of ideas hiking in an alpine forest. The setting is perfect.
B: Board: Some sort of “Secret Board” literally or figuratively.
C: Creatures: What will inhabit your game? Humans or CREEPY Monsters.
D:  Destruction: Have some kind of peril keep your players going. Don’t be afraid to have rampaging monsters destroy the village they lived in since they were three.
E:Enemies: Someone should be against the players; other players or an NPC.
F: Freinds: Your game should have a helper NPC.
G: Get mad: The game should be frustrating occasionally. Have players bang their heads on the Gamer’s Block.
H: Health: Some kind of hit marker for the characters. Don’t let it hit 0…
I: Imbecile: Have some helpless guy/gal walking around accidentally getting captured or setting things on fire.
J: Joker: Ah, humor! [Insert bad joke here]
K: Know your Game: Don’t go off with some half-cocked messed up idea. KNOW YOUR GAME!
L: Long: Make the fun last. A good way to do this is to make mods, extensions, or lots of levels, even a Customize.
M: Magic: At least a spoon of magic makes the game design go down. Add at least a little fantasy. Trust me on this one.
N: Not too silly: The game can be hilarious, the game can be ridiculous, but both degrade it slightly..
O: Omnitheme: If you want to make a truly engaging game, make it not just one theme, but many.
P: Person: If your player's’ character doesn’t have any presence, it’s not a game.
Q: Quack: Monster and animal sounds are the BEST!
R: Rainbow: Colors are awesome! Admittedly, so is black and white.
S: Simple: Simple games can be great. Ex.: agario.
T: Tyrant: A boss with a brain is a good idea
U: Uncool: Not every  game is fun. Keep workin’ on it.
V: Villain: Evil people keep the balance. Whether a half-mad warlord or a dominate all humanity alien, these people rule the world, Hopefully figuratively.
W: Win: A way to win. Some games have no end, but almost all give you a sense of accomplishment.
X: Xerus: Cute little animal with almost no relation to this piece.
Y: You: Leave your mark on this game.
Z: Zing: Funny noises in games are helpful if you want them to be slightly random.










Thursday, July 14, 2016

Queenie accidentally gave Arthur Knockout Drops in his coffee.
Evidence: It looks like a morning scene because there are eggs frying. 50.8 percent of men consume coffee. Most women make breakfast. She would only make breakfast if they had a relationship of some kind. If they were related then there is a reduced likelihood that she killed him. Arthur would most likely not lay asleep at the bottom of stairs.


Semi Ballad:
Queenie wast making coffee one day,
When “Where is the milk” she did say.
She scrabbled with one hand and no eyes in a cupboard.
There was nothing but knockout drops, like old mother Hubbard,
Without looking at hands she did pour liquid in.
When Arthur did drink it ‘twas accidental sin.

 

penguino

work penguin fancy wednesday top hat
This is a baby penguin who represents my life so far :)
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not happy new hat day, when your old hat gets frayed and 'fraid

Wednesday, July 13, 2016

I seem to be a moth, sly and shy,
but I really am a rainbow, excited as can be.

I seem to be like a bush, growing small and short,
but I really am a tree, reaching up to the sky.

I seem to be like a well that you must delve in to get water,
but I really am a map that just needs to be looked at.

I seem to be a fez, smaller than my head,
but I really am a plastic explosive, ready to go boom. 

I changed my mind

This hippo likes melons. That is where the differences end.

hungry origins hippos

New hat day is Wednesday when I wear a hat

Today is new hat day. Be happy!!!!!!!Related image
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One day I was on my computer inside my room when I saw a pop-up page in the corner. When I clicked on it a swarm of blue pixels covered the screen and a monocled boy in a thick maroon hoodie was pinning me to the chair I was sitting in. He said "I am Reklaw; I will now find every dangerous item in your house and experiment with it. You will now stand and watch- THE INSIDE OF MY HAT! He drew a floating general hat out of the screen and shoved it over my face. I soon heard bangs and thumps as I struggled to remove the dastardly hat. I ran up to him, grabbed him, and shoved him back inside the screen. I had won. What? Oh no! I see his grinning monocled face right now! 




Publishers note: this piece of writing was found only after a thorough search of Walker's former dwelling. Wait. What is that thumping up the stairs?


This is me.

Happy new hat day!Maudit fancy fred astaire top hat mark sandrich

Tuesday, July 12, 2016

It is fun to blog.
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Walker B

Walker lives in a hole northwest of the ruins of the Archtonic empire. He oversees the continued production of the mage staves and loves Fluffycorns. He would love it if you commented a picture of  magic chocolate on this post.

darknesscat

I am happy to announce my entrance to the blogging world. 
(See me there ^)

Motto of niceness

Sorry about the upper right corner. Google draw doesn't download as gif. (The man fell in a pool with cake)